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T’was Mr. Magoulas who taught me to sneeze; He tutored with wisdom, and tutored to please.
We studied the structures and bones of the nose, And followed the air through the routes when it blows.
We then practiced our wheezing and sniffing and snorting And all eighteen functions of nasal contorting,
And even the technique and words one should say When wiping and mopping up post-sneesal spray.
But the most valuable thing that he taught me to do Was to let out all tension by sneezing “Wahoo!”
So I offer my praise as I mop up my knees To Mr. Magoulas who taught me to sneeze!
Don “Orfeo” Rechtman 1968 |
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